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Gay Of Thrones Makes All Men Cum

With the release of Game of Thrones season 7 just around the corner and with the sad news today that we won’t get season 8 until 2019 I thought I’d do my review on the Men.com porn parody series “Gay of Thrones”. Now, as a recent newcomer to the HBO series, having only seen it in its entirety only a few months ago, I was quite excited to see how the gay porn studio turns it into an adult movie. I got the DVD from an Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centre and when I had my first chance alone I popped it on.

The first scene starts off with Toby Dutch as Daenerys Targaryen who stands by a river. We then see Abraham Al Malek as Khal Drogo. The costumes are made extremely well and they have done the characters justice. They went as far as making Daenerys hair white and Al Malek had the same blue tattooing as the character.

Daenerys Targaryen in Gay Of Throne
Image: Daenerys Targaryen

Now in this first scene, they get right to the action. No story set up, no talking between the characters, they just start having sex. I’m not sure if they took this approach to replicate the show, as these two characters have very little dialogue between them, but a little story set-up would have been nice. I can’t even say that the chemistry was great between the actors, but again, I’m not sure if that was to capture the characters or not, but it felt rather disjointed. The fact that it was outside was hot though. It was a fairly basic scene, they change positions a few times and then finish with Daenerys taming Drogo’s dragon.

Khal Drogo in Gay Of Throne
Image: Khal Drogo

The next scene we see Paul Walker, Loras Tyrell and Dato Foland as Renly Baratheon. The set-piece is very representative of the show and I felt they captured that aspect well. There is some dialogue as Tyrell shaves Baratheons chest. Soon after they start to get into the action. There’s more passion between the two actors this time and it feels like they have done the characters justice as they are lovers in the series. After switching positions and roles a few times they have their happy ending. They share a passionate kiss and Tyrell tells Baratheon he thinks he would be a good king. I’m sure he does after the battle they just had.

In the next scene, we see Damien Crosse as Oberyn Martell and Christopher Daniels as Olyvar. It begins with Olyvar offering Oberyn a line-up of beautiful young prostitutes to which he inspects them very closely but dismisses them, only to order Olyvar to stay. He gives himself to Oberyn, to which he has no qualms with whatsoever. He strips and drops to his knees. In this scene, Damien Cross is very dominant and forceful but passionate. I think it is really hot and very true to the character himself. He knows what he wants and he takes it!

Keeping true to the series the set pieces are very believable and add to the Game of Thrones Universe. The actors have great chemistry and work very well together! I’m a big fan of Crosse and love him as the character of Oberyn Martell. The characters change positions and use the entire room, which I think is a good detail. After they have finished their battle, Oberyn orders Olyvar to put his clothes on and get back to the boys.

Renly Baratheon in Gay Of Throne
Image: Renly Baratheon

The final scene shows Colby Keller as Daario Naharis and Toby Dutch return as Daenerys Targaryen. It starts off with a voiceover, which I found odd as none of the other scenes had a little story to begin with. It shows that Naharis had captured Daenerys to take him to his lord. As he is taking Daenerys to be locked up, he takes Daenerys for himself beforehand. He claims there are two things he excels at; War and men. He has already had a war, so now he is taking the man for himself.

This scene takes place in what looks like some old ruins, and I think that’s really hot. The men start to do their battle and not long till their swords are drawn. The men were somewhat passionate but this scene to me wasn’t overly thrilling. They go at it and have an explosive conclusion to their battle.

Overall, I felt like this movie was lacklustre. It would have been so much better with more story and more dialogue added to it. I know its porn but the corny innuendos and cheesy acting would have been fun for this fantasy series. They definitely could have elaborated on the characters and how they got to be where they were. It just needed a little more elaboration to make it more like Game of Thrones. Take away the costuming and the backdrops (all of which I think were great) you wouldn’t have known this was Game of Thrones related at all.

I give this gay adult movie with butt-centric sex 2 battle swords out of 5.

Author: Brett is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres

Angelina Armani The Big Hit

Angelina Armani is one of those hotties that doesn’t come around all that often in the porn industry, her lean figure, captivating face, and raw sense of sensuality sure to make waves as she provides director Robby D. at Digital Playground with some additional inspiration. Her first movie for the company is Angelina Armani: The Big Hit, a feature of sorts that shows the newcomer contract gal in her best light as more than just a beauty that looks like retired starlet Julie Meadows. The movie itself shows the gal trying to become a contract killer for the thrills and excitement of the profession when her boy toy Mick Blue leaves for work, the fusion of gun themes and heated sex much like the Naked Aces series that Robby seems so fond of these days. Does the cutie live up to the hype and is this the best use of her attributes the company could provide? Well, considering how much screen time she was given and her three full scenes with men, I think she is about to become exceptionally popular with fans just in time for the 2009 Adult Entertainment Exposition (though technically, this one comes out next year just after the show closes up). Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Alexis Texas Porn Actress Photo
Porn Star: Alexis Texas

Scene One

Alexis Texas, the bountiful beauty with the awesome booty, was up first as she sucked off Danny Mountain in bed. Angelina got a lick of his lollipop too but she left as part of the thematic elements and naked Alexis was shown slobbing his knob in earnest with her ass in the air. Danny is a third tier moper as far as I’m concerned (at least as of this writing) so it was no surprise that he did not reciprocate, letting Alexis pound her sweet pussy onto his rod in a few positions while she whispered sweet nothings, looking at the camera and providing a decent but mechanical ride this time. The lack of personal chemistry aside, it ended when he bust a nut of genetic juice on her abdomen, some post coital sucking closing the scene out.

Scene Two

Vanessa Leon, a lean brunette with about as much acting skill as Angelina, was up next with Ben English, the pair dismissing the wannabe killer in a cold looking house with most of the colors abbreviated. Vanessa was wearing black lingerie and Ben was insistent as he pawed and sucked her nipples, acting rough towards her as she masturbated during their lengthy kisses. Vanessa than lowered her mouth to wrap her lips around his turgid cock, her ass sticking out as she held the rod to keep most of it from being slammed down her throat. They fucked vaginally in numerous positions, the standing fuck looking like it might kill the guy, beads of sweat rolling down his body as he rested when she went back to sucking him off (using her hand to increase the friction). The facial wasn’t bad either, the population pudding gracing her face and hair all over.

Angelina Armani Porn Actress Photo
Porn Star: Angelina Armani

Scene Three

Angelina Armani the hotty featured all over the front cover, was up next in her first actual scene, the gal taking on the mighty Evan Stone in bed as the two bantered words to result in the bedroom dare. Evan proved up to her challenge and they each had what the other wanted, he provided a gun while she provided the pussy. Evan went all silly (as usual) and Angelina had a tough time keeping a straight face, her clothing coming off as she rubbed herself at the thought of handling the handgun. She licked it and he licked her, neither getting much chance to satisfy the other orally before they vaginally screwed in a mechanical fashion. Evan did most of the work and banged her until he rubbed out a wad of spew to her face, the gal departing to begin her career as an assassin.

Emy Reyes Porn Actress Photo
Porn Star: Emy Reyes

Scene Four

Emy Reyes, a gal with a frisky personality, was up next as she proved envious of Angelina’s gun, the contract gal leaving her with Scott Nails so the two could have some fun. Emy sucked him off in such a way that it was clear she had plenty of experience, alternating between using her hands and skipping them, Scott stroking her back as she worked his pipe. He started screwing her passive pussy rather than go down on it, the gal getting into the rhythm of the motion before too long. This was another case of mechanically driven sex, her tan versus his pasty white skin looking kind of weird in the stark camera world set up for the show. He smacked her around and she provided some aural comments that struck me as generic, her all natural body not a bad one but barely above minimal effort until she fucked him to orgasm at the end of the scene; most of his initial load going to her ass and the rest to her face.

Angelina Armani Porn Actress Photo
Porn Star: Angelina Armani

Scene Five

Angelina Armani, now on assignment and in a world where everything looked yellow tinted, came on to Jerry as if he were a movie star. He played along when it was apparent that not doing so would end the tryst, the lady blowing him and jerking him off before their 69 led to him drilling her pussy. She did PTM between positions and while she did not live up to her genetic potential, the overuse of extreme close up shots sure didn’t help either. The ending nut juice landed on her face and she did not swallow any of it.

Scene Six

Angelina Armani, back in bed with studly Mick Blue just like the movie began, found the colors restored to normalcy and her lips wrapped around yet another cock, the short hummer leading to them screwing. Mick did most of the work and Angelina looked as cute as ever, her mane of hair bouncing around as much as her breasts when he banged her roast beef box. I prefer active riders in my scenes and while I think she will learn over time, her oral was clearly the best part of the scene by far (as with her other scenes to date). It ended when Mick jerked off to her face, the movie suggesting a sequel before the credits rolled.

Cast

Alexis Texas, Danny Mountain, Vanessa Leon, Ben English, Angelina Armani, Evan Stone, Emy Reyes, Scott Nails, Jerry, Mick Blue

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Asa Goes To Hell!

When you and I go to Hell (and that’s happening, believe that), we’ll probably spend eternity being beaten, burned, and forced to eat shit while listening to demons sing Nickelback songs.  When Asa Akira goes to Hell, however, she apparently gets to have all sorts of crazy sex with hot pornstars.  Because that’s what the Bible says.

Directed by Axel Braun, Asa Goes To Hell is the latest showcase featuring one of the hottest and most popular pornstars on the planet; Ms. Asa Akira.  The movie features five hardcore scenes, all of which star Asa Akira, and has a runtime of just over an hour and a half.  This would seem to indicate that each of those five hardcore scenes move along at a fairly brisk pace, which is good for all of us who suffer from short/damaged attention spans.

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Porn Star: Asa Akira

Not surprisingly, this isn’t the first time Asa Akira has been filmed having sex in Hell.  You may recall she had a similar adventure in Underworld, which was directed by Brad Armstrong and released back in 2013.  That film went on to be one of the most critically acclaimed XXX movies of that year.

In addition to Asa Akira, the movie also features the talents of Aiden Ashley.  The pairing of these two ladies is especially exciting, because anyone who’s seen either of their work knows that these women are hardcore superfreaks.  So seeing them do sex to each other will probably melt your face right off your goddamn skull.  #WorthIt

As for the five dudes that perform in Asa Goes To Hell, they really need no introduction.  Dane Cross, Eric John, Rob Piper, Moe the Monster, and Will Powers are all excellent at what they do, they’ve collectively been nominated for every major industry award in existence, and each of them has more sex in a week than most people have in their lives. Shop the Asa Akira Porn DVD Range today!

Slut Auditions 3

Freaky and dedicated to his perversions, Mike Adriano demands a similar level of commitment from his costars. The well-hung performer/director’s “Slut Auditions #3” shows eager cock whores trying out for Mike’s singularly kinky scenes, demonstrating sloppy, intense oral and anal talent. Glamorous MILF Veronica Avluv sinks Mike’s big dick deep inside her well-used rectum. She squirts in climax as Mike punks her mighty rump, and Veronica reams her wrecked anus with a massive vibrating massager. Young, natural hottie Mandy Muse gags on Mike’s meat. He plows her greased asshole and splatters her face with tasty jizz. Beautiful blonde Haley Reed, just 20, is fresh in the porn biz, but she’s very enthusiastic about licking balls and rimming male ass. After a spit-soaked blow job, her sweet pussy envelops Mike’s dick while oozing white, gooey “grool” (girl drool). Big-assed bombshell Cali Carter enjoys a good butt fucking; she gags and slobbers as she sucks Mike’s erection ass-to-mouth.

Mike Adriano’s “Slut Auditions #3” is a single-disc DVD with cast list and filmographies.

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Porn Star: Mandy Muse

Starring

Cali Carter, Haley Reed, Mandy Muse, Veronica Avluv, Mike Adriano

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Aim For Brooklyn Chase’s Tits

Curvaceous, girl next-door Brooklyn Chase is known for her amazing rack, so it makes sense that she scored a solo cover as well (as some prime real estate on the back cover) and a scene in Hustler’s latest DVD “Aim for My Tits”. Brooklyn invites Ryan Driller to finish on her chest, because her tits look even more amazing when drenched in cum.

Streeting this week, “Aim for My Tits” is over 90 minutes of loads being dropped on perfect titties.

Brooklyn Chase Porn Actress Photo
Porn Star: Brooklyn Chase

The DVD features an all star cast, including Brandy Aniston, Kendall Karson, Sienna Day and Tara Lynn Foxx.

“I really like working for Hustler and of course with Ryan Driller,” says Brooklyn Chase. “I like how they did the cover—it’s like a before and after. It’s just my bare boobs on the front and the large picture on the back cover shows them doused in cum. If you’re a fan of mine and you like boobs, you’ll want to pick up this DVD.”

And, Brooklyn’s tits, along with her amazing on screen performances, have helped her garner the Number 2 spot this week in AEBN’s Top Performers of the Week. Also joining her on the exclusive list is Adriana Chechik, Bonnie Rotten and Veronica Avluv.

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