If chaps, spurs and ten-gallon hats are your things, this collection of seven short “dude” films ought to have you yelping “Yee-Ha!” till the cowboys cume home. Unless you’re not into (mostly) solo masturbation.
First up is the silent short “The Bonus,” shot on film during the pre-condom era and featuring three hunky ranchers bulging in their Wranglers (Mike Davis, Lil’ Shadow and Gunther Keller) who go at it in the nearby stable. The highlight is a 69 in the hayloft but, while there’s some tantalizing cock-to-ass-cheeks grinding and sliding, this session is strictly oral. Darnit. Foreskin alert: the flannelled lurker who watches the 69 before joining in has a lovely uncut piece.
The remainder of the collection is solo-only stuff.
The next short, “Relief,” finds glistened-and-bronzed body-builder stud Franco Corelli using the wooden beams of a water tower as a stretching post and pull-up bar. He strips off his chaps and tight Daisy Duke jeans and poses, flexes and then showers for the prying camera (this one was shot on video).
In “Hayseed,” we find naturally fuzzy Ed Horst sweatily hauling a wheelbarrow loaded with bales of hay (for you closet poetry enthusiasts out there, the wheelbarrow is not glazed with rain water, but there are indeed some white chickens nearby). After toiling so hard, Ed strips and takes a bath in an old-style tub, pleasuring himself as he soaks and soaps up. Favorite image: at one point, Ed flips over and starts fucking the bottom of the tub. This one was also captured on film.
In “Oil Spill,” also shot on film, baby-smooth muscle blonde Bob Duffy strokes his pet horse, polishes his brass belt buckle, then continues to stroke himself and polish his prod knob. Duffy looks more like a baby jock than a rough rancher, but I suppose there are pretty cowboys, too.
“Strip Along Cowboy” has Terry Bunz, in a denim vest and (barely) wearing chaps, performing a striptease in a cheesy studio set. Watch as he licks his own sticky fingers after yet another solo spurt session caught on glorious celluloid. Ya know, a cum shot just looks BETTER on film, don’t ya think?
“A Western Shrine” was shot on film and, unlike the majority of this collection, boasts revolutionary sync-sound. Massive bodybuilder Ward Austin arrives too early for an interview to be a ranch hand, and so he kills time by raiding the absent owner’s cabana full of cowboy sex gear. All dudded up in his future master’s leather chaps, Ward gets off to his own reflection.
Finally, “The Farmhand’s Workout” is a film short starring Fred Singer as a smooth buck who gets off while pumping some free weights, his half-stiffened donger poking out of the vice-like clamp of his skin-tight Daisy Dukes.
As Colt Cowboy Country is a buffet of shorts, there’s no discernable plot to follow, and the quality of the sound and image understandably fluctuates from sequence to sequence. As for the “cowboy” theme, I suppose if you put any guy in chaps and a Stetson, he might look as a rancher dude, but half of these guys seem like they’d feel more at home at the gym than on horse back. And though some of the rugged locations are genuine, others look like they could be anyone’s generic back yard.