Okay. Let’s be real here. We all have our own secret little kinks that we like to fiddle around with sometimes. It’s something adults naturally do to “decompress” or “release” all the negative energy. Men, especially, are fond of these decompressing activities. Even if they aren’t, they are still likely to be associated with such things. After all, the world has this biased view of men when it comes to matters of the flesh – I’m not placing judgements though.
Anyway, it’s totally fine to let off some steam every once in a while. We live in such a hectic world and it seems that we’re always rushing all over the place. It feels good to have some time for yourself; to sit back, relax, and maybe service yourself a little bit. It doesn’t take too much to make a man happy. In fact, even he can make himself completely happy – with the help of some lotion, of course!
Anyway, let’s drop the formalities and talk about real stuff today. I know that you’re getting really hot for adult play and I won’t keep you for too long. Today, I have some really interesting toys to introduce you to (that is, if you haven’t met them already). But first, let’s get some beginner stuff out of the way. Before we get to the main entrée, first we have to spike up the appetite right?
Men & Masturbation
Now, here’s a stupid question:
Is it normal for men to masturbate?
My friend, asking this question is like asking whether we breathe air with our lungs. Yes, it is so normal for men to masturbate that meeting a guy who has never tried to jerk off even once in his life is considered abnormal. This goes for women and married men as well (read more). Humans as we are, we are sexual creatures. And as we grow older, these sensual needs become more apparent and demanding. It usually hits off during the puberty years.
Like it or not, your attraction to the opposite sex (or same sex, for that matter) is something that naturally grows as you mature. When your body reaches a certain age, it begins to produce more sex hormones and having these blood-pumping, heart-pounding, and hand-sweating hormones in your system can drive you nuts. This is why you are compelled to look for an outlet to release all this pent up energy. But when you’re young, you can’t just call someone up on Tinder and satisfy your sexual urges soon after – you live in your parents’ house for Pete’s sake! So the best thing you can do is to be creative.
This is where masturbation starts. This is when you begin to experiment.
Through years of learning how to sexually satisfy themselves, men become better at it. If lucky, they also start dating real women which then gives them the opportunity to try out the real thing. Of course, it feels ecstatic. I mean, if you recall your first-ever sexual experience, you must remember feeling very elated right? However, things turn for the worse when you suddenly break up with your first girl. Months after separation, you will feel your manly urges spike up again and this time, it seems like your lone hand isn’t enough to calm its relentless thirst.
So, what do men do at this point? Actually, what would you do?
Well, for one, I know a lot of people who get into hook-up sites to meet random women who are just as sex-starved as they are. I personally oppose the idea of engaging in such things. First of all, it’s dangerous. These are hook-up websites we are talking about. This means that people who linger around these websites have probably slept with more people than you can count and I don’t think it’s a good idea to put yourself up on their list – especially with the skyrocketing STD cases we reportedly have nowadays. Check this article out if you want to know more: https://www.stdcheck.com/blog/tinder-swipes-right-on-stds/
Anyway, if you want to experience good fun without having to sacrifice your health, I have a better idea:
Just get into adult play.
What Is Adult Play?
Adult play is the answer to your sex-deprivation problems. I know that some nights can be unbearably lonely but that doesn’t mean you have to gamble your health out there just for cheap sex. You can find pleasure in other things. In this case, you can find them in sex toys.
If it isn’t obvious enough, sex toys are devices or apparatuses specifically designed to illicit sexual pleasure and arousal. They can be used by a single person, a couple, or for those who like it extreme, these would be pretty exciting orgy toys as well. Anyway, I have a few toys at the top of my list today that I want to share with all my bros out there. Trust me; these things are sweeter than a jar of honey!
This toy is a classic. How would you like to jerk off to something that actually looks like a vagina? Or, how would you like to have anal sex without having to ask participation from a random stranger? Well, with fleshlights, all of your wet dreams can come true. This toy closely resembles an actual flashlight (thus the name play) but instead of a bulb, it has a vagina or an anus for its head. Some toys look so surreal and go so deep, you’ll forget it’s made of plastic! If you want to check out more, you should see the Top 10 best rated male sex toys in 2019!
Haven’t you ever dreamed of banging Marilyn Monroe? Well, maybe you can. That is, if you buy a sex doll that looks exactly like her! Sex dolls are (usually) life-size dolls that have elaborate lady parts that you can definitely mess around with in your own time. Instead of picking up some random girl, why not order one from the net? Best part is that they won’t ever leave you!
Masturbating feels good alright but it’s also terribly exhausting – especially on the wrist. What if I told you there was a toy that can let you jerk off hands-free? Exciting, isn’t it? With today’s technology, it is very much possible. Why don’t you check out some models yourself?