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The grip on this bad boy is like the warm hug you never knew you needed. It's stretchy, it's easy to hold, and it accommodates all sizes – because, let's be real, size does matter, especially when it comes to comfort during solo escapades. The handle is so user-friendly; you'll wonder why your other gadgets can't be as accommodating. It's like the Elon Musk of pleasure handles – revolutionary!
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Now, here's the kicker – this thing is as versatile as a Swiss Army knife. Use it with the stimulator for a futuristic joyride, or go old-school and savor the textured ribbed chamber without it. It's like having a choose-your-own-adventure book, only steamier. The ribbed chamber is like the plot twist you never saw coming, designed to please and tease in all the right places. It's so textured; you'll think it's the Braille version of pleasure – explore with your fingers!
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So, my pleasure pioneers, get ready to laugh in the face of boredom and embrace the cosmic journey that is self-love with the California Exotics Apollo Wireless Grip Stroke Masturbator. It's not just a toy; it's a comedy show with a front-row seat to your pleasure party. Grab yours now and let the hilarity ensue! After all, life's too short not to have a good laugh while you're having a good time.
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