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Dual Density Chamber Drama: The dual density chamber is where the real drama unfolds. Uniquely textured and contoured, it's like a gripping novel that you can't put down—only it's a stroker, and you won't want to put it down for entirely different reasons. Experience intensified suction that will leave you questioning if you accidentally discovered the secret to perpetual joy.
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Plunge Deep into the Ultra Tight Opening: Take a leap into the ultra-tight pussy opening that's tighter than your budget after a weekend shopping spree. Let the textured sleeve work its magic as you slide and glide back and forth, creating a sensation that might just convince you that laughter and pleasure are a match made in heaven. It's like having your cake and eating it too, only the cake is pleasure, and eating it is, well, exactly what you're doing.
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Heightened Sensitivity (Bring Out the Confetti): For heightened sensitivity, because we're all about turning up the volume, always use a quality lubricant with this toy. It's the confetti that makes the party even better. Before and after play, clean the smooth and textured chamber with mild soapy water or a toy cleaner spray because even your new buddy needs a bath now and then.
Dimensions:
- Masturbator: 6.25" x 3.25" / 16cm x 8.25cm
Safety Disclaimer: While this stroker is designed for laughter-inducing pleasure, we do not recommend using it as a microphone at an actual comedy club. Leave the stand-up to the professionals, and let the Vivid Raw Fuck Buddy Ivory be your backstage pass to personal joy.
Conclusion: A Laughter-Packed Pleasure Party: In conclusion, the Vivid Raw Fuck Buddy Ivory is not just an adult toy; it's an invitation to a laughter-packed pleasure party. It's a fusion of hilarity, pleasure, and satisfaction, creating a stroker that is as entertaining as it is deeply satisfying. Get ready to laugh, moan, and maybe even snort in delight because this buddy is ready to make you question why you didn't invite it to your life sooner.
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