Here’s a scenario you’re oh so familiar with. You’re sitting at home getting busy with your private parts watching your favorite porn stars doing porn star things when suddenly you think to yourself, “gee whiz, I wish porn was just a little more interactive.” Watching people fuck never gets old, but variety is the spice of life; the same holds true when it comes to porn mediums.
But we’re far off from being able to use an app to order a self-driving sexy cyborg that will come and do the nastiest thing we can imagine, and sex holograms aren’t exactly a thing yet. Virtual reality porn does exist, but if comfort is your thing, wearing an oversized headset isn’t exactly going to cut it. For interactive porn that gives you something different, go with the original interactive medium.
Some of you are probably scoffing, but here’s a little secret: not all porn games no longer suck! In the same way that porn films have increased in production value, starlet quality, genres, and more, so too have porn games. These are not your grandfather’s embarrassingly terrible DOS games any longer: games have a purpose, they’re sexy, and most importantly, they will get you off!
And for those that are regular porn viewers, you shouldn’t be surprised! How many times have you browsed PornHub, only to randomly come across cosplay porn starring a character from Overwatch? Or perhaps you’ve scoured the digital alleyways of cam sites like Chaturbate and have seen beauties dressed as a Resident Evil character using their dildos in the holiest of holiest. Hell, maybe you’ve controlled one of their lovesense devices despite never having played the fucking game!
The point is that gaming culture isn’t confined to the smart guys that would link up their Game Boys during grade school and have Pokemon battles the entire recess. Gaming culture is everywhere. For fuck sake, your mother and grandmother are probably playing Candy Crush as you read this!
Gaming is everywhere
It truly is. Seeing an overweight 50something wearing a Super Mario shirt is as every day as a vegan with bad facial hair. Gaming is everywhere, from the fat kid that won’t stop doing the Fortnite dances in alphabetical order to seeing a video game player’s guide in the checkout of your local supermarket. There’s a ton of money to be made in the gaming industry, too. Production values have skyrocketed over the years, so why wouldn’t every genre of gaming – no matter how niche it may be – follow suit?
It has, it is, and it’s transforming every genre in a significant way. That includes porn games. Gone are the days of laughable porn games that would make you cringe more than ejaculate. No longer will porn games make you question your existence and if you need to change something drastic in your life. But that leads to a different problem…
There are still lousy porn games out there
Scratch that: there are too many lousy porn games out there. For all the great porn games that are worth playing, an abundance of terrible porn games still exists. It’s just like anything else. But because finding out the best porn games to play isn’t as easy as going to a mainstream game review site and reading about what gets the reviewer off and what doesn’t, it’s all a crapshoot.
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The world is always changing. The top reviewed porn game of last year may not even be in ThePornDude’s top five a mere six months from now. Thus, it’s vital that ThePornDude is always playing, always searching, and constantly updating, revising, and adding to the growing list of fine porn games that ThePornDude shares with you.
Porn games aren’t just about nude Tetris or bizarre full-motion video games that make the acting in porn movies look Oscar-caliber. Today’s porn video games involve hooking up with others in online sex clubs reminiscent of chatrooms from the 1990s. Others are in-depth dating sims that are challenging and good. And of course, if you love hentai, there’s plenty of Japanese puzzle games and…well, let’s say there’s plenty of one-of-a-kind hentai games out there that will give you a gameplay experience unlike any other.
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Can you really ejaculate while playing a video game? It would have been a laughable thought not too long ago, but it’s accurate to say that today’s porn games do a fantastic job at getting you aroused, in the mood, and ready to masturbate. Whatever type of game you enjoy playing, head on over to ThePornDude and find something worth playing today. Who knows? Playing porn games may become your preferred method of playing!