Sex Slaves and Creamy Hotshots

Lesbian Anal Sex Slaves 3

Creatively cruel mistress Aiden Starr directs four scenes of animalistic asshole domination in “Lesbian Anal Sex Slaves 3.” The small but super-stacked blonde bitch employs her mouth, fingers and a variety of hole-stretching toys to bring each of her obedient girls to climax. Petite slave Kristina Rose must get down on hands and knees to eat Aiden’s thick booty. The domme fucks Kristina’s asshole with a giant horse cock dong and vibrates her sensitive clit to ecstasy. In a skintight rubber dress, model Casey Calvert takes a nasty anal exam that makes her sphincter wink uncontrollably. Aiden expands her sub’s tender rectum using a metal probe, a metal speculum and an enormous, face-mounted strap-on dildo! Ms. Starr spanks Ariel X and sodomizes her with a huge toy shaped like a doggy dick. Rubber gloved fingers, vibrators and a speculum explore caged redhead Penny Pax’s rectum. Aiden rams her throat using a strap-on dong and then reams Penny’s ass to orgasm.

Aiden Starr’s “Lesbian Anal Sex Slaves 3” is a single-disc DVD with behind-the-scenes footage, cast list and filmographies.

Starring

Aiden Starr, Ariel X, Casey Calvert, Kristina Rose, Penny Pax

Kristina Rose Porn Actress Photo
Porn Star: Kristina Rose

Hookup Hotshot: We Met on the Net

Online dating pervert Bryan Gozzling’s smart phone connects him with shameless, young vixens for crude, male-dominant anal filth in “Hookup Hotshot: We Met On The Net.” Shameless, hot-assed Abella Danger has an extreme date with the deviant director. Tattooed Bryan chokes her, fingers her to squirting orgasms and jackhammers her sweet asshole. Abella gushes gag spit while sucking cock ass-to-mouth, and she proudly wears a massive cum facial. A severe backdoor pounding and a gagging face fuck leave exotic cutie Kat Dior draped in spit and cum. She flaunts a gaping, prolapsed asshole! Pig-tailed Moka Mora deep-throats dick and yelps through a messy, no-holes-barred reaming. Bryan slathers the pretty tart’s face in semen. Slender, inked hellion Luna Lovely enjoys choking, slapping sodomy; she lewdly farts as Bryan probes her sphincter! The compliant cutie tongues bunghole and Bryan plasters her mug in fuck fluid. Every girl here ejaculates orgasmic girl squirt!

Bryan Gozzling’s “Hookup Hotshot: We Met On The Net” is a single-disc DVD with cumshot recap, cast list and filmographies.

Starring

Abella Danger, Kat Dior, Luna Lovely, Moka Mora, Bryan Gozzling

Kat Dior Porn Actress Photo
Porn Star: Kat Dior

TS Playground Creamiest Cum Shots

In his “TS Playground” series, crazy Jay Sin captures beautifully femme but shockingly hung, hard transsexuals doing outrageously dirty deeds. For “TS Playground’s Creamiest Cum Shots,” he’s collected 16 sensational solo clips from his archives – hot, sassy T-girls from Thailand, Brazil and the U.S. show how they blow their loads. Superstar Raphaella Ferrari unleashes a monster nut. Nicoly Lopes’ rock-hard she-cock pops all over the place. Exotic ladyboy Toon has a gaping asshole; her long prick spits huge wads. Rochelly’s she-dick spews big, creamy ropes. Asian ladyboy Ping squirts heavy loads. Karol Kovalick’s giant meat ejaculates everywhere. Young, hung ladyboy Nat sprays like a fountain. Chanel cums a big, juicy mess. Classy Clarissa Bananinha spurts a bucket of cream! Jay introduces gorgeous Brazilian Nicole Matarazzo. Nan’s big, she-male donkey dick pumps its milk. All-American T-girl Natalie Foxx splashes two cum shots on her own face! Blonde Candy’s massive monster blasts off. Sexy Cartoon gapes and then nuts three times in a row! Cute, horny ladyboys Ben and Mojay each drop their cream hands-free!

Jay Sin’s “TS Playground’s Creamiest Cum Shots” is a single-disc DVD with cumshot recap, photo galleries and cast list.

Starring

Ping, Ben, Candy, Cartoon, Chanel, Clarissa Bananinha, Karol Kovalick, Marjay, Nan, Nat, Natalie Foxx, Nicole Matarazzo, Nicoly Lopes, Raphaella Ferrari, Rochelly, Toon

Clarissa Bananinha Porn Actress Photo
Porn Star: Clarissa Bananinha

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Digital Playgrounds Bad Girl 3

With the parody craze in full swing it seems inevitable that commercials would get their moment Digital Playground has long relied upon director Robby D to handle their many efforts, only Joone occasionally stepping in for those expensive blockbusters the company releases every couple of years. This reliance on a single visionary has helped elevate the company to new heights but at the same time limited their growth potential for new ideas, the talented man one of the best technical people in the jizz biz. His latest release making it my way is Bad Girls 3, the series generally known for showcasing everyone at the company that they figure is worth something, this volume starring lovely Jesse Jane and cute Riley Steele, as well as some popular outsiders such as Jenna Haze, Madison Scott, and Jenaveve Jolie. Going into the production, I had few expectations and had heard virtually nothing about it, the end result being I was ready for anything out of the relatively short movie built on a mere five scenes. The Here’s a brief look at the sex scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

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Porn Star: Jesse Jane
Scene One

Jesse Jane, as bubbly as ever, was up first with cute blond Madison Scott and Ben English at a bar. The ladies showed a definite affinity for one another, licking and caressing each other while they shared his pecker, Jesse’s power stroke method probably enough to milk his balls quickly were this a real life tryst. The camera appeared to haphazardly record what was going on, panning too quickly and jumping around in a manner I wasn’t keen to observe, the abundance of close up shots further degrading the effort quite early in the show. The oral was active by both ladies and the vaginal penetration was nearly as driven, the lack of personal chemistry noted even when the facial of genetic juice was launched at the faces of the ladies. They gave him some mechanical post coital head and were done with him, kissing each other to share his wad.

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Porn Star: Jenna Haze
Scene Two

Jenna Haze, one of the most popular ladies in porn not currently under contract, was up next at the bar with moper David Perry, Jamall Johnson still playing his character role as a makeshift bartender. Jenna was perky and unabashedly willing to go at it right there, the couple kissing before he undid her blouse to suck her titty and go down on her. Jenna rewarded his advances with an enthusiastic blowjob, a long time specialty of hers, where her hand to gland combat style increased the friction as the shy guy learned to appreciate her sloppy hummers. Jenna Haze savoring a cock is a given on par with Roger and I inhaling banana laffy taffy, the look on her face regardless of who she is working with a pleasure to behold but there was again minimal chemistry between them as they got right down to business. She put on all the right expressions and pushed back as he drove his cock deep inside her snatch but this was far from her best work, both of them engaging in some taste testing along the way. The scene finished up when she jerked out a nut of population pudding to her face while keeping eye contact, the sweet gal owning him by the time they were done.

Jenaveve Jolie Porn Actress Photo
Porn Star: Jenaveve Jolie
Scene Three

Jenaveve Jolie, a hot looking Latina that I have not seen a lot of recently, was up next as the brunette bombshell stretched out on the bed while wearing her sexy red dress. Ben English came to check up on her and she girlishly engaged in some frivolous banter with him, laughing as she tried unsuccessfully to explain away a previous liaison. To make it up to him, she started nuzzling him and kissing his lips, her ass in the air as she crawled all over him while he felt her up. This led to her wrapping her infamous lips around his cock and sucking the life out of him, swinging her legs around him to complete the 69 so both could pleasure the other orally. They then moved into doing a series of vaginal penetrations, Jenaveve less active than her best work but able to handle his sizable rod all the same. The best positions for me were the cowgirl variations as her sweet ass rippled delightfully as she impaled herself, bothered only by her repetitive moans and grunts before he unleashed his load of semen into her mouth. The energy levels were decent and I liked the playfulness but the chemistry needed work.

Scene Four: Jesse Jane, the hotty blond featured on the center of the front cover, was up once more, this time engaging the mighty Evan Stone in some dialogue. While a far cry from the equally stilted words they shared in a few big budget pirate movies, the idea was to set up the sex as logical (for a porno) and they did reasonably well in that regard). The troubled Jesse gained his sympathy though, her black dress shoved aside to offer Evan greater access to her as she jumped around in his lap. Jesse then suck started his cock like a true champion, Evan choking her as she choked his chicken and then held her down while she was going down on him. He was as hard as diamonds when he went to pounding her pussy, the cleanly shaven slit lubing him up for more oral as she cleaned him between his bouncing back and forth from her pussy to her mouth. They did display some chemistry here, something quite missing in the previous scenes, and Jesse was into his large dick tearing into her, but the scene was generically located on a couch and showed little creativity. My favorite part of the scene was when she kept pulling his dick inside of her during the active vaginal riding, Jesse blowing him even after he masturbated one out of her face.

Riley Steele Porn Actress Photo
Porn Star: Riley Steele
Scene Five

Riley Steele, the sexy babe showcased on the left side of the front cover, was up last with moper Danny Mountain, her physical appeal still increasing as the fetching beauty sipped her drink from the bar. The trivial dialogue was again mediocre, Riley having little to work with as she readied to change gears for the sexual action. She initiated it by blowing him on the green couch while he spanked her ass. Riley’s active hummer was pleasant to watch despite the lack of chemistry or connection with Danny, the gal trying to interject some playfulness as she got on her knees to please him. The vaginal penetration seemed shorter than usual here as the editing bounced them about too much, the issue with close up work again marring the performance she gave. The taste testing and moaning aside, it ended when he jerked off to her crotch, Riley cleaning him up by slobbing the tip of his knob.

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Wicked Pictures Bijou

When Annie Gimble happens onto a photo shoot, her world is turned upside down. Step into the high stakes, fast paced fashion industry, with the backroom deals and bedroom negotiations that’ll make your head spin! Everything you thought went on behind closed doors is true! Bijou. Lights, camera, action!

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Porn Star: Asa Akira
Scene 1 –Asa Akira & James Deen

Both Asa and James are equally frustrated after having one of their clients not happy with the choice of models the company has to offer him. The director makes it clear that what he is looking for is a fresh new faces and that is all he wants. Frustrated and at wit’s end, Asa and James take matters into their own hands when it came to relieving some sexual stress. As always when it comes to watching Asa Akira in any scene you know she is ready to give 1000% of herself. Paired up with James there is some rough play which heightens the intensity with them. They end up having sex on the desk in several different positions then over to the chair before James unloads all over her face.

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Porn Star: Keira Nicole
Scene 2 – Keira Nicole & Danny Mountain

Stressing about school and exams as well as the landlord threats of evicting her, Annie is charmed by her roommate/boyfriend in hopes that he can stay. He turns on the charm and Annie gives into her lust hoping to forget everything that has happened so far. Danny does a somewhat okay job chemistry wise with Keira as she goes down on him. Moments later they are on the sofa in a 69 trying to heat things up even more, but tend to remain a slow sizzle even after switching up back and forth on a few different sex positions and ending the scene with Danny unloading outside of her.

Scene 3 – Asa Akira & Michael Vegas

Trying to keep the boss happy isn’t very easy, especially if she is the insatiable Asa Akira! Like a cat on the prowl Asa sticks her claws right into Michael taking exactly what she wants when it comes to him. She proceeds to make a meal of him until he turns the tables on her and samples just a taste of her clit first before he devours her whole in several different positions before he unloads into her mouth.

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Porn Star: Mia Malkova
Scene 4 – Cassidy Banks & Mia Malkova

After finding out from James that she isn’t getting the modeling contract Mia takes comfort in Cassidy who is very eager to make her to forget what just occurred. Both Cassidy and Mia were very eager to get the other off but the lack of chemistry showed a lot as if it appeared that they were not into the other.

Scene 5 – Keira Nicole & Michael Vegas

All good things must come to an end and so they did when Michael admits to his wrong doing to Keira. The outcome of his honesty pays off when Keira tells him that she doesn’t want the modeling contract and plays right into his hands and mouth. Within moments they are both undressed and giving into their natural urges. After several different changes in sex positions, Michael unloads onto her ass.

 

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America’s Favorite Commercials Gone Porn

Give Otto Bauer a lot of credit, he came up with some current, hip and funny advertisements to run through the XXX parody machine. He also put together a good looking cast to make sure that the sex is good even if you don’t like the humor. I do, so it’s all good. The movie opens with busty beauty Chloe Reece Ryder as “Ho” the insurance girl. Her look and patter are dead on. Her scene is very hot thanks to her cute face and awesome rack. She stays in character which adds a little fun. Jazy Berlin and Daisy Cruz fuck Dale DaBone who plays the Most Interesting Man in the World. Great commercial, funny set up and a rather forgettable scene. It isn’t bad, but it was a better idea than a scene. Taylor Wane plays the Whorebitz Gum girl with annoying perfect and gets her “dirty mouth” fucked raw. Lizz Tayler looks really hot taking on Billy Glide’s big cock. I really like Lizz. She has a cute face, a hot body and great sexual energy. Otto saves the best for last though, keeping Nicole Aniston for himself. The set up is funny on that one, but all that matters is how hot Nicole looks naked with a dick in her. This is a fun movie with a hot cast. The commercial parodies are good, sometimes very good. The chicks are hot, especially Nicole, Lizz and Chloe and everything is just good enough for me to recommend this adult movie.

Chloe Reece Ryder Porn Actress Photo
Porn Star: Chloe Reece Ryder
Chloe Reece Ryder & Mark Wood

When Mark Wood strolls into “Aggressive Insurance” he finds “Ho” organizing her boxes of discounts. She is all done up in white and giggling like the bubbly actress in the commercial. I’m not sure how discounts equate directly to boobs, but they somehow make it work. Chloe whips out her giant tits and starts stroking Mark’s wood. Even without any fantasy appeal, she would be fun to watch. Throw in just a little bit of cute play and you have a winner. She gives really good head and the hanging boob shots are pretty awesome. They continue when he bends her over and starts fucking her hard from behind. The harder Mark fucks Chloe the more she repeats her tag line “that’s a discount.” Boob lovers will want to stick around for the reverse cowgirl because she bounces so hard that the tits are literally flopping all over the place. During some nicely shot face fucking her bright red lipstick gets all over his cock. That’s got a nice bit of appeal to it. I love the shots of her spread out and on her back. They finish with a big shot all over her face the “Ho” licks up perfectly.

Jazy Berlin Porn Actress Photo
Porn Star: Jazy Berlin
Jazy Berlin, Daisy Cruz & Dale DaBone

Dale plays the Most Interesting Man in the World, tells to stay horn and then enjoys a nice three way with two willing sluts, Jazy Berlin and Daisy Cruz. Not much of a set up, but it’s cute enough to make you smile. Dale as an old man is kind of funny, but mostly the scene works when he gets out of the way and lets the girls have fun. They hook up for a pretty hot double BJ that overcomes whatever he’s mumbling in the background. Jazy really takes control of the blowjob and offers up some pretty hot talk as she gets fucked from behind. When Daisy finally gets her turn, she puts a leg up on Dale’s shoulder and moans round his dick like she’s in love. Hazy gets back in the driver’s seat and works her shaved pussy in reverse cowgirl while her friend fingers away. The girls share a nice big load at the end.

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Porn Star: Taylor Wane
Taylor Wane & Jenner

When cheeky pitchwoman Taylor Wane goes a little too far singing the praises of Whorbitz Gum, Jenner tries to set her straight. She bounces and talks like a drone, informing that the best way to shut her up is to put a dick in her mouth for sexual fulfillment. Taylor is funny and pulls out her big tits to show him the way. We get some hot lesbian kissing in the background as he bends over, swats her ass and tests her pussy for juiciness. She does a great job on her knees sucking that cock. Her big lips slide up and down and get gags as he fucks her throat. Great oral here before he puts her up on the table, rubs the head of his cock on her pussy and then slams his way home. Moving her into doggy he slams hard into pussy and tries his best to turn her slit into chewed bubble gum. He finishes by shooting his load all over her mouth. Taylor adds the tag line to make it fun.

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Porn Star: Lizz Tayler
Lizz Tayler & Billy Glide

Cute little Lizz Tayler is excited to see the three dollar foot schlong camera in the sub store. She sings the song to the point that you may want to ram pencils into your ears to make it stop. Billy puts his big cock on a bun and Lizz stops singing so she can start sucking. She looks really cute in tight shorts and a little yellow tan kop. Sucking right there on the table, she rams it to the back of her throat and shows off her skills. Billy puts her on the table, strips her naked and eats her pussy. Lizz shows good energy and prepares to take that massive dick in her tiny little hole. He pushes it in while she holds her cheeks open for the camera. The doggy shots are really good. Lizz has a nice ass and great legs to add eye candy to the proceedings. That sets us up nicely for some reverse cowgirl. How she takes that whole foot schlong is anyone’s guess. It is nice to see her suck him clean between every position. She finishes him off in her mouth, milking that cock of every drop he’s got to offer her. I’d pay three bucks for head like that.

Nicole Aniston Porn Actress Photo
Porn Star: Nicole Aniston
Nicole Aniston & Otto Bauer

Otto is the lead singer of a quirky band that mugs for the camera while shilling for FreeCreditWhore.com Like magic he gets a new whore (Nicole Aniston) and everything is great. The pretty blonde drops right to her knees and knows exactly what to do to make him happy. Great looking head here as she tickles his balls. I guess Otto hand picked this girl and it’s nice to be the director in cases like this. Nicole licks his balls, strokes his cock and drools like a perfect slut. Nicole has hot legs, a great ass and a killer smile. We get to enjoy all of these as she throws her legs in the air and gets slammed on the table. When she bends over, Nicole holds her ass open, but is not about to give up that hole. Instead she sucks him clean and then moves on top for a final round of cowgirl. Nicole drops to the floor and takes a big facial just like the special hottie she is. Otto has a good cast here, but he saved the best for last.

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An American Werewolf in London XXX

AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON (1981) is widely recognized as a classic. No film before it (and few since) have so deftly struck a balance of comedy, tragedy, and horror. In addition the special effect transformation where our young protagonist “becomes” the wolf is generally accepted by most critics (myself included) to be the best old-school “transformation sequence” of all time.  This original film holds its own against decades of other lycanthrope films released after it, including its lesser sequel AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN PARIS (1997). Of course there simply must be a porno parody of a classic horror movie like this and likely it is someone like Jim Powers (director of Halloween XXX) who would create it. Let us look at AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON XXX and see for ourselves whether or not the “beast with two backs” belongs in everyone’s favorite classic werewolf movie.

Brett Rossi Porn Actress Photo
Porn Star: Brett Rossi

One thing is for certain, this parody film has a healthy respect for the original work. Every memorable scene, (even the fantastic dream sequence involving Nazi werewolves) is replicated here and properly sexualized for being included. Also, the fact it was actually filmed in London starring actual English porn stars (Lexi Ward and Sophie Dee) is an immediate testament to its production values.  The story follows in the paw prints of its non-porn predecessor; a young man named David Kessler is backpacking across England with his best friend, Jack Goodman.  The two stop a local pub and Davis finds himself immersed in tales of the Werewolf from the aged, curmudgeonly proprietor as Jack is in the store room “losing himself” in the barkeep’s comely daughter. They are quickly run out of the bar, and they are attacked on the moor.  David is severely wounded, while Jack is killed. It seems that David is now a werewolf who must engage his mad blood lust whenever there is a full moon….also he also has a permanent erection.  Thankfully David’s former best friend returns to his bedside (in the form of a rapidly decaying corpse) to explain the rules of the game to him, and to constantly encourage him to kill himself (and thus freeing he and all future victims from limbo). There is also a plot line involving a David’s sexual relationship with a buxom nurse named Alex Price, which, of course, in this film takes things to a whole new level of “graphic” (needless to say, the original’s shower sequence between the two characters is much “dirtier” now). All in all, it is a faithful adaption of the original film’s sexual element and therefore an above average parody that fans of the original should check this out if they enjoy such fare.

Sophie Dee Porn Actress Photo
Porn Star: Sophie Dee

My only problems with this film is that some of the simple-but-expected nuances failed to live up to the original film in ways that seemed overlooked. For one,  “The Slaughtered Lamb” pub featured in the original film is to horror films what the bar in “Cheers” is to sitcoms, and by that I mean an iconic, necessary part of the film. The tavern in this film (aside from a spot-on replica of the Lamb pub sign (in magic marker) was essentially yet another modern, brightly lit, generic porno room that didn’t even have a working beer tap in it.  Also while I fully admit that while most of the gore special effects were easily on par with a modern B movie of today, in the end the “werewolf suit” used in this film by the film’s only true “monster” looked a like a cross between a high school football team mascot and a play suit from the meanest Furry in the world. Perhaps it is too much to hope that a porn parody could be as visually  stimulating as the original film from thirty years ago, yet, considering this adult parody film featured an actual chase scene in a modern English subway tunnel, I simply can’t believe that we couldn’t get a more accurate portrayal of the pub or titular beast when so much effort was put into making every other facet of this film look as close to the original (even as it incorporated a few expected porno strokes all its own). As for the sex scenes, they were glossy, shot on digital, and were never an (unwelcome) distraction to the original story but actually served as an extension of it. As the original film had a surreal, playful quality to it, the scenes where everyone has actual sex didn’t seem as jarring as they often do in parodies inspired from more “serious” horror movies.

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